Saturday, May 13, 2006
Every weeknight, Richard and Sally took a stroll together under the moonlight through Sall's gated neighborhood. Their walks were usually in silence, but the love and contentment shared between the two was enough to fill the void that silence left. Neither had ever met anyone like the other, which excited them. Both were very reserved but adventurous individuals, and both had minor handicaps. Sally had been in a wheel chair since she could remember and her ears had melted off even earlier. Her mother had downs-syndrome and was well known throughout the community, entertaining the neighborhood children with "Aunt Lucy's Story-Time Giraffe Farm Hour Land", a day-care she had opened with the help of her assisted-living agent, Jennae. However, it was Lucy that gave the day-care its name. Children would flock to the day-care, begging their parents to let them attend. They were enthralled by Lucy's splended comic timing, which was in fact simply her downs. Lucy baked them cookies and put on pretend pirate-adventure plays with them. Nothing compared to the joy Lucy felt while experiencing the childhoods of the neighborhood children during Aunt Lucy's Story-Time Giraffe Farm Hour Land. However, there was one thing she wanted more than anything else; a child of her own. The deep, restless desire burned deep inside of her every day of her life. But with her massive forehead and disheveled demeanor, who would give her this great gift? Lucy decided to take matters into her own hands. One night, after Aunt Lucy's Story-Time Giraffe Farm Hour Land had ended, Lucy decided to infiltrate Uncle Roy's Story-Time Sperm Bank Adventure Hour, a rival dare care which also was a sperm bank. Lucy, dressed in all black with a white bow on her head so she wouldn't look like a boy, did cartwheels the entire way to the building which was located several hours away (she believed it would be more stealthy this way). When she got to the building, she saw Roy asleep in the lobby. She cartwheeled around to the back door and pulled out a turkey baister that had her initials inscribed on the side. She quickly opened the spermefridgerator and poured an entire gallon of yellow, greasy sperm into the baister without hesitation, and pumped herself full of it. It did not take Lucy long to realize what mistake she had just made. First of all, sperm was not yellow or greasy. Lucy knew this because of the "story-time"s she used to have with her Uncle Tom in his cabin throughout her girlhood. Nor did sperm come in a container labeled Country Crock. Lucy giggled at her mistake and decided to simply think of it as "greasing the pan". She promptly filled the baister and herself with the correct substance and cartwheeled back to her house.
Lucy was with child before she knew it, but decided to keep the pregnancy a secret from everyone. Fortunately, this was easy because Lucy's other mentally challended friend, Ike, owned a facility called Cousin Ike's Magical Safari Doctors Office. Dr. Ike simply told those with inquiries that Lucy suffered from a goiter in her stomach. Soon, Lucy's child was born. Thanks to the buttery mistake she had made, the baby simply slid out and the labor period took about five minutes. Lucy decided to name the baby Sally and to continue keeping her a secret. The next day, Aunt Lucy's Story-Time Giraffe Farm Hour Land began early and promptly. After a longer session than she had anticipated, Lucy could finally return to her child. When she opened the door she was shocked at what she saw. Her baby was under attack. A gaggle of geese had swarmed the room and the baby and had gnawed off her legs and set her ears aflame. Lucy called the fire department, unable to think of a more rational or sensical action. Then it came to her- a far more rational and sensical action! She stopped what she was doing and composed a briefs haiku discussing her feelings, just as Jennae had told her to do whenever she was sad or upset, to let out all of her feelings without violence or pervasive tantruming. When she finished her beautiful piece of poetry, its quality was so above average that upon reading it one might have thought she had sever autism and mild aspurgurs instead of straight-up downs. Lucy soon realized after a brief period of self-congratulation that no matter how good her poem was, it was not going to make her baby's ears grow back, nor would it keep a colony of geese from setting up their village in her corpse. Lucy quickly dropped her poem and ran outside, gravving a garden hose and spraying the geese from outside the window until they flew, agitated and wet, into the distance. Lucy had to do something! If she didn't move, fast, everybody would know that she, Lucy had had a child. Soon Sally would be ripped away from her and given to a strange family, who for all Lucy knew could be murderers, criminals, or even Native American. She quickly decided to use her logic and wrapped Sally in a plastic bag and dropped her in the river, sending her South. Lucy had a plan. She was to make haste toward the South end of the river and meet her baby there. Together, they would flee this place.
Lucy took off cartwheeling toward her destination, all the while thinking of her baby's hair, her smile, and sometimes of Milk Duds. They had been stuck in her hair ever since she had microwaved a bowl ful and smeared them all over her face to look like Beyonce. When Jennae wasn't around to taser her, Lucy could be anything. However, after ten minutes of cartwheeling, Lucy was picked up by a man in a bear suit driving an ice cream truck, and was never seen again.
****
Sally was soon found mangled and half dead wrapped up in plastic in the above ground pool of a Mexican family which Lucy had mistaken for a river. Pepe and Bebita Padillo were a modest, 30 year old couple who had just moved into the country. Desperate for work, Pepe had started his own business- a pinata shop called "Si, Si, Whack, Whack". Despite the hard work and pounds of paper mache the two put forth, the income was minimal. Therefore, Pepe whored out Bebita. She had become the hit of the state of Missouri/Mexicans. Soon, Bebita's cuchita had made both Padillos mucho dinero. By the time Bebita found Sally floating face up her pool, the couple was preparing to move into an outlandish, five story Mexican mansion on the other side of town. Although satisfied with her success, Bebita had been feeling for quite some time that she needed something more. A mild mannered cat or, perhaps, a gerbil. However, the minute she layed eyes on Sally she knew she no longer needed to brainstorm. She was perfect; she had already been breastfed for several months, which was like buying a puppy with all of its shots, especially because Bebita had to save her dairy for some very lactose-tolerant customers. Also, Sally's deformities amused her and made her feel pretty. She decided to illegally adopt Sally. With all of the scarring, no one would ever know she wasn't Mexican. They would pass her off as their own. Pepe was smoking mota in the pinata shop with a group of off-duty policemen when she told him of the new arrival. He was elated in a Mexican way.
Sally's life as a Mexican girl was full of joy, albeit slutty.She was always taken out to posh cock fights with Pepe. Her "parents" had even made her two leg-shaped pinatas that she could walk on whenever she was sick of her wheel chair. Having legs full of candy made Sally very popular at school, although she had to deal with the constant whacking with sticks from passerbys who were enticed by her fiesta-inducing legs. Her adolescence was excellent, however she yearned to know who her real mother was. Bebita swore that a crocodile had crawled into their pool at night and given birth to Sally before her eyes, however Sally was aware of her adopted mother/den mother's tendency to exaggerate. She decided to take matters into her own hands. She went back through all of the videos Bebita had filmed with men in the pool the year and month she was found, hoping to find evidence of her arrival because Bebita left the camera on 24/7. After three days of watching grotesque but strangely erotic home-made Mexican porn starring Bebita, Sally finally found was she was looking for. Bebita was wrong. It was not a crocodile at all. It was an extra-terrestrial. Sally watched on the tape as an alien being with a massive forehead, ape-like arms, and a Joey MacIntyre T-Shirt dropped her into the pool and cartwheeled away. Sally now knew the truth and could be at peace. She was not one of this world. She was something extra. Extra terrestrial. Sally began to percieve out of what she believed to be her subconscious but what was in fact her ass, memories of her infancy on an alien planet called Asprisius. She had been worshipped as a Goddess by the Aprisian people, however she had to be hidden in the Earth by a brave Asprisian warrior in order to stay safe from a neighboring rebel tribe of Xenethian hoodlums intent on detonating the entire planet of Asprisius.
This newfound sense of self caused Sally to feel much more confident, at peace with herself, and to become a leading spokeswoman for Sientology. Many Scientologists were touched by her tale of discovery and enlightenment. Soon, Sally was even more popular with Scientologists than her mother was with men whos names ended in ito and ino. She became their poster girl, filming public service announcements, appearing on ads, and traveling to schools and conventions telling her story, all by the age of 18. In 2007, however, George W. Bush began the Scientology Holocaust and ralled the world against them, holding nationally-televised public burnings of Scientologists, who Bush had convinced the world were "like witches but weirder" and that they had to be killed in order to keep their race from achieving dominance through magic and sorcery, as Native Americans had done to the dinosaurs millions of years before, causing their mass-endangerment and subsequent extinction.
Sally went in to hiding in a small, gated community in Switzerland, living int he attic of a drunken Swiss man who Bebita chaca-chacad with for rent. Pepe had not made it out of the country with them. During the war, the pinata shop got very busy and he had to stay to run it. Sally and Bebita did not enjoy living in a Swiss attic. All they drank was Scotch and hot chocolate, and all they had to eat was the candy in Sally's legs. Once that ran out they began munching on insulation. It was here that Sally began to notice a beautiful horse on the street. She fell in love with it, and eventually married it. Its name was Richard.
moral: sometimes people can love animals.
--Courtesy of Chase and his myspace
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
[ ] I am really ticklish.
[x] I'm afraid of the dark (only in places I don't know).
[x] I can't sleep in a room if the door is open.
[ ] I can't sleep in a room if the door is closed
[ ] I am homosexual.
[ ] I believe in true love.
[x] I've ran away from home
[x] I listen to political music
[x] I collect comic books
[x] I shut others out when I'm sad. (sometimes)
[x] I've stayed out all night.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I watch the news
[x] I love Disney movies.
[ ] I am a sucker for green eyes.
[ ] I am a sucker for brown eyes.
[x] I am a sucker for blue eyes (But it depends... Tall, dark, and hondsome is just a good ;-P )
[ ] I dont kill bugs
[x] I've slipped and fell in public...
[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation
[ ] I love Spam
[ ] I bake well.
[x] I have worn pajamas to class.
[ ] I want a better job
[ ] Talked on a phone for 6+ hours
[x] I like multiple people (I love people! <3 People are awesome!)
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[ ] I am self-conscious.
[x] I love to laugh.
[x] I have tried alcohol.
[ ] I drink alcohol on a regular basis.
[ ] I have smoked a pack in one day.
[ ] I loved Lord of the Flies.
[x] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[ ] I have a lot of scars.
[x] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I like chocolate.
[x] I bite my nails.
[x] I play computer games when I'm bored.
[x] Gotten lost in the city (I get lost almost every week T_T)
[x] Seen a shooting star.
[x] Gone out in public in my pajamas. (class!)
[x] Hugged a stranger.
[ ] Been in a fist fight.
[x] Laughed and had some type of beverage come out of my nose.
[x] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ ] Made out in an elevator.
[x] Kicked a guy where it hurts on purpose
[ ] Been skydiving.
[ ] Been bungee jumping.
[ ] Gotten stitches.
[ ] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[x] Bitten someone
[ ] Been to Niagara Falls.
[x] Gotten the chicken pox.
[ ] Crashed into a car.
[x] Been to Japan. (Thrice!)
[x] Ridden in a taxi.
[ ] Shoplifted
[ ] Been fired
[ ] Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[ ] Stole something from your job.
[ ] Gone on a blind date.
[x] Had a crush on a teacher/coach. (>_> ... My Econ prof was kinda hot.... I missed very few of his classes ;-P )
[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[x] Been to Europe.
[ ] Been married
[ ] Gotten divorced
[x] Saw someone/something dying.
[ ] have a list of people you want to kill.
[x] Ridden in a car over 400 miles in one day
[x] Eaten sushi.
[x] Cried in public.
[x] Liked someone even though you knew you shouldn't have.
[x] Thought of someone a lot lately.
[x] Hate(d) the world.
Pass this on with your own confessions
Sitting here thinking of that old Robert Frost poem "Nothing Gold Can Stay."
I wonder at what point the magic in life actually dies as opposed to just being put on the shelf.
I mean... Life is meant to be lived, not planned. Right?
10 FAVES...
1. TV show: Bones
2. Flower: Wild Roses
3. Alcohol: Vodka or sweet Rum
4. Movie(s): Shrek 1 & 2, School of Rock, Bridget Jones Diary, Pride and Prejudice (the new on and the BBC version), League of Extraordinary Gentelmen, Ocean's 11, Italian Job
5. Color: Green
6. Sport: Ice Skating (Alexei!)
7. Mall: The underground mall across from the Lido in Beijing.. it got turned in to the government though T_T
8. Music: Queen, Yellowcard, Avril, Jason Mraz, anything I can sing to
9. Food: oranges
10. Season: fall
10 FACTS...
1. Hometown: Southlake, Tx
2. Height: 5'2" and a quarter
3. Hair color: Brown, but there's still a little red in it
4. Hair Length: I cut it a lot... right now it's above my shoulders when wet
5. Hair style: however I feel like
6. Eye color: brown, but green-ish when I'm angry
7. Shoe size: 4 childrens uo to 6 1/2 womens. Depends on the shoe
8. Mood: miffed
9. Sexuality: I like guys
10. Status: single
10 LOVE LIFE...
1. Have you ever been in love: yup
2. Do you believe in love? sometimes
3. Why did your last relationship fail?: He was a butthole. (You were! I still <3 you though! lol)
4. Have you ever been heartbroken?: yup
5. Have you ever broken someones heart?: I have....
6. Have you ever fallen for your best friend? one of my best guy friends
7. Do you plan on getting married?: I want to, but the chances of finding a guy willing to traipse around the world with me are slim to none
8. Are you afraid of committment?: extremely, and I hate it
9. Would you ever get married to someone of the same sex? nope
10. Would you ever have sex with someone of the same sex? o_O No
10 THIS OR THATS...
1. Love or lust?: you need both to make it work
2. Hard liquor or beer?: hard liquor
3. Night or day?: night
4. Hook-ups or relationship?: relationships, despite the fact that they're always so darn complicated
5. TV or internet?: Internet
6. Pepsi or coke?: neither
7. Wild night out or romantic night in?: Wild night out! Definitely! What's the use of having life without finding adventure?
8. Saturday or Sunday?: Sunday
9. Colored or black and white picture? Color
10. Phone or in person?: Wow. Is that vague enough for you?
10 HAVE YOU EVERS...
1. Have you ever been caught sneaking out?: yup... it's complicated
2. Have you ever skinny dipped?: I plea the 5th
3. Have you ever done something you regret?: I guess
4. Have you ever bungee jumped? Not yet!
5. Have you ever been on a house boat? Yup ^_^
6. Have you ever finished an entire jaw breaker?: Yes, but I prefer gobstoppers
7. Have you ever wanted someone so badly it hurt?: I would like to be whimsically romantic and say yes.... but no. Not really. If you actually have someone you want, why would it hurt you?
8. Have you ever stayed up all night til the sun came up?: Almost every night
9. Have your parents seen you with a hickey: That would involve me having a hickey first....
10. Have you ever been caught by your parents doing anything more than making out?: No. Same sort of thing as before...
10 ARE YOU...
1. Are you missing someone right now?: yup
2. Are you in love with anyone?: I love a lot of people who are important to me
3. Are you happy?: not really
4. Are you talking to anyone right now? nope... But Allie is in the room
5. Are you bored? No, I fill out these messages when I have tons of stuff to do!
6. Are you German?: Over 40%
7.Are You Irish: tiny, tiny bit
8. Are you Italian?: nope
9. Are your parents still married?: In the process of divorce
10. Do you like someone right now? yup
Monday, May 08, 2006
SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 80 movies, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 194 movies on this list. Put your score in header and repost:
( ) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
( ) Boondock Saints
( ) The Mexican
( ) Fight Club
(x) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
( ) Blazing Saddles
(x) Airplane
Total: 5
(x) Anchor Man: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
( ) Hate It Morenamite
( ) Labyrinth
( ) Saw
( ) Saw II
( ) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
( ) Anger Management
(x ) 50 First Dates
Total: 2
( ) Scream
( ) Scream 2
( ) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
( ) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
( ) Scary Movie 4
( ) American Pie
( ) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
( ) American Pie Band Camp
Total: 3
(x) Harry Potter 1
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
( ) Resident Evil I
( ) Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
( ) The Village
(x) Lilo & Stitch.
( ) Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch has a Glitch
Total: 6
(x) Finding Nemo
(x) Finding Neverland
(x) Signs
(x) The Grinch
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(x) White Chicks
(x) Butterfly Effect
(x) 13 Going on 30
( ) Robots
Total: 7
(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
(x) A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x) Along Came Polly
( ) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
(x)Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt
Total: 6
(x) Toy Story
(x) The Terminal
( )The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Final Destination 1
( ) Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
( ) Halloween
( ) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
Total: 3
( ) Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle
( ) Practical Magic
(x) Chicago
(x) ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
( ) Hellboy
( ) Secret Window
(x) I Am Sam
(x ) The Whole Nine Yards
( ) The Whole Ten Yards
Total: 4
(1/2) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child's Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
(x) 10 Things I Hate About You
( ) Just Married
( ) Gothika
( ) Nightmare on Elm Street
( ) Sixteen Candles
(x) Remember the Titans
(x) Coach Carter
Total: 3 1/2
(1/2) Bad Boys
( ) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
( ) Se7en
(x) Ocean's Eleven
(x) Ocean's Twelve
( ) Identity
( ) Lone Star
(x) Bedazzled
( ) Predator I
( ) Predator II
Total: 3 1/2
(x) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(x) ET
( ) Children of the Corn
( ) My Boss' daughter
( ) Maid in Manhattan
( ) Frailty
Total: 2
( ) Best Bet
(x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( ) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
( ) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
(x) Ever After
(x) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
Total: 3
(x) X-Men
(x) X 2
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
( ) Sky High
( ) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
(x) Catch Me If You Can
( ) The Others
(x) Freaky Friday
(x) Reign of Fire
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) Cruel Intentions 3
( ) The Hot Chick
Total: 7
( ) Swimfan
( ) Miracle
(1/2) Old School
(x) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
(x) A Walk to Remember
( ) Boogeyman
Total: 5 1/2
(x) Hitch
(x) The Fifth Element
(x) Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Episode II Attack of The Clones
(x) Star Wars Episode III Revenge of The Sith
(x) Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Episode VI Return of The Jedi
(x) Troop Beverly Hills
( ) Swimming with Sharks
Total: 9
(x) Air Force One
( ) For Richer or Poorer
( ) Trainspotting
( ) People Under the Stairs
( ) Blue Velvet
(x) Sound of Music
(x) Parent Trap
(x) Parent Trap Re-make
( ) The Birds
( ) The Terminator
(x) Terminator-2
( )T-3
Total: 5
( ) Empire Records
( ) SLC Punk
(x) Meet Joe Black
(x) Nightmare Before Christmas
( ) The Silence of the Lambs
( ) Sleepy Hollow
( ) I Heart Huckabees
( ) 24 Hour Party People
( ) Blood In Blood Out
Total: 2
( )Thirteen
( ) Manic
( ) American History X
( ) Deep Blue Sea
(x) George of the Jungle
( ) Canadian Bacon
( ) How High
( ) The Jacket
( ) My litte pony
Total: 1
Friday, May 05, 2006
Fill out the answers for the person who posted this, then repost and see what they write to you!
Dear _____________,
You have a cute______.
You make me _______.
You should _______.
Someday I will ______.
You + me =________.
If I saw you now I'd __________.
I would build a _______ just for you.
I would get your name tattooed on my __________.
If I could sing you any song it would be _________.
We could __________ under the stars.
Love,
_______________
(P.S. ______________.)
01. What is the phone maker?:
Motorola
02. What's the last 3 digits of your mobile number?:
773
03. What does the 2nd message in your inbox say?
G'nite Kiddo -Joe D (yeah... it's from way back in November... But I just couldn't delete it! Joe you're such a sweetie!)
04. Who's the first person who comes up under the letter M?:
Marcy
05. Who's the last person you rang?
Darian
06. Who was your last missed call from?:
Home
09. Who's the 3rd person who comes up under J?:
Jamez
10. Go to your Sent Items - what does the 5th message say?:
"I said happy everything"
11. Who's the 4th person who comes up under S?:
I only have 2 S-names, but if I start at s and scroll down four, I get Whitney's Cell
12. Who's your network provider?:
T-mobile... teh suck
13. How many messages are currently in your inbox?:
17
14. What do you have as your background:
A picture of Link from Legend of Zelda. My phone toggle is also a figure of him <3
15. Who's the 2nd person who comes up under B?:
Brandon R
16. Who do you have on speed dial 3?:
I don't use speed dial
17. If you're on Pay as you Go, how much credit do you have?
n/a
18. Who's the first person who comes up under C?:
Canada's Cell
19. How many bars of signal do you currently have?:
4 out of 5
20. What do you have as your main ringtone?
Ocean Ave by Yellowcard. Only the best.song.ever.
Monday, May 01, 2006
Chicago was bloody beautiful. OUI! totally dominated, because let's face it- we're a great team. I learned so much about EVERYTHING this weekend. Not just improv related things (though that alone was enough to make my brain nearly implode), but also about the players, and about life really.
Just through closeness with other people, I feel like I learned more about what I want and don't want in a friendship, realtionship, and future.... It's hard to explain right now.... Probably because I've been home less than an hour, and the car-trip was loooooong.
Anyways... my brain needs something easy... More on Chi-town later
[ ] I know how to make a pot of coffee
[x] I do my own laundry
[ ] I can cook for myself
[ ] I do my chores after being told once
[x] I clean the house for no reason
[ ] I always do my homework/work
[x] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations
[x] I think politics are exciting!
[ ] My parents and grand-parents have better things to say than my peers
[ ] I show up for school/work everyday unless I'm sick..really sick
[x] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse
[ ] I've never gotten a ticket
[ ] I watch talk shows and point out the incredibility of it all
[x] I know what incredibility means with out looking it up
[ ] I drink black coffee
[x] I know how to run the dish washer..or do the dishes
[ ] I don't do bad things
[x] I can count to 3 in more than one language
[x] When I say I'm going to do something, I do it
[ ] I mow the lawn
[x] I wash my car...or I would if I had one
[x] I can make adults laugh..with out being stupid
[ ] I remember to water my plants
[x] I study when I have to
[x] I pay attention at school/work
[x] I rememeber to feed my pets
[ ] I'm generally organized
[ ] I know the meaning of cruel punishment
[x] I clean up my own messes
[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get coffee
[ ] I can go to the store with out getting something I don't need
[x] I understand jokes the first time they are said
[ ] I listen to my parents/elders
[ ] I understand the fact that the world always screws someone over
[ ] I can type fast, because I type every day
[ ] My choice in clothing is exceptable in an office or something like that
[x] I can watch politics and laugh because I understand what is going on
[ ] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour
[ ] I can look at someone hot and not think of sex
[ ] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it
[x] people have said that I act older than I am
[x] I can be sent on an errand and not get side tracked
I act... 20 years old
Count how many x's you have
and thats how old you act
How Southlake are you?
L I V I N G C O N D I T I O N S
[ ] A mansion
[ ] A penthouse apartment
[X] A second home
[X] A backyard
[X] A front lawn
[X] A swimming pool
[X] A hot tub
[X] A house with at least 4 bedrooms
[X] A house with an entertainment room
[X] A house with 2 or more bathrooms
Total: 8
I N Y O U R R O O M
[X] A computer
[X] A laptop
[X] A king/queen sized bed
[X] A clock
[ ] a vanity
[X] Painted walls
[X] A desk
[X] A bedside lamp
[X] A closet or wardrobe
[X] A full-lengthed mirror
Total: 9
W H A T Y O U H A VE
[X] Your own car
[X] Perfume/cologne
[X] Jewelry
[X] More than 3 pairs of shoes
[X] A boombox with CD/Tape/Radio
[X] An ipod/mp3
[X] A CD player
[X] A digital camera/webcam
[X] Some sort of gaming device (X-Box/PS2/PSP/Nintendo DS, etc.)
[ ] Your own TV
Total: 9
W H A T Y O U R F A M I L Y O W N S
[X] Two or more cars
[X] One of which is an SUV
[X] A GPS device is installed in the car
[X] A DVD player is installed in the car
[X] More than 3 TV's
[X] A flat-screen TV
[X] Surround sound system
[X] Three or more computers/laptops
[X] High-speed internet
[X] Cable/satellite
Total: 10
A R O U N D T H E W O R L D
[X] You've been to at least 5 different countries
[X] You've been to at least 20 different airports
[ ] You've lived in at least 3 different countries
[X] You've stayed in more than 15 different hotels
[X] You've been on the airplane more than 3 times
[ ] You've seen the actual bullfights in Spain
[ ] You've eaten steak in South America
[ ] You've been to the Lourve Museum in France
[X] You've eaten sushi in Tokyo
[ ] You've been on a safari in Africa
Total:5
82% Southlake... bah.
Count up the total and multiply by two... then repost with I am __% Southlake..
